David Letterman's Top Ten Bill Gates Pick-Up Lines
- Haven't I downloaded naked pictures of you before?
- Just close your eyes and pretend you're using a mouse.
- Care to run your fingers through my ridiculous five dollar
- You haven't lived until you've watched 'Revenge of the
Nerds' on laser disc.
- Looking at you, I'm neither micro nor soft.
- Do you come here often? I don't, because I'm busy making
billions of dollars.
- How would you like to be my human laptop?
- So, who do I make the check out to?
- I beat Michael Jackson for the title of world's richest
- I control